2. It was raining dog poop. And complaining about all the other drivers, going to fast. One picture actually shows a red scraping on his arm. We're gonna drop Boy George on you. 3. A bra for your pants. Some mornings I'm not in control of what I'm doing. Including - how many ways can you cut the cheese? A buck-toothed vampire. 2. 1. 1. What happened to all those massage parlor owners? 2. Are you a banana or a blank? On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: You'll marry your sister. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast starts now: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. They all taste like chicken. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Made from cow dung. Bladder fermentation. Things you'll learn on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: I'm not taking a shower with Ron Rhodes. Public toilet paper dispensers. 3. On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: One free toilet blockage. 3. Avoid farting naked around other people. 2. The Weed and Cliff Podcast - have fun with us. Racing stripes. My Mister Rogers Halloween Costume. I don't need that kind of action. 1. 3. 1. A smoldering pile of crap. 1. Binge drinking for retirees. Listen and then ponder the question: Today's podcast includes exciting entertainment like: 3. 3. I know most people are dumb. Man Smells - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. A naked foot pursuit involving Blake Shelton. 3. 2. 1. 2. 3. 1. While you're in a public restroom, touch as few things as possible. Monday morning we'll be lighting the skunk candle. 3. Who's bladder is - the alarm clock of their body. The only way out is through. 0 0. 1. 1. Have an odor named after you. Ask Ethan: What if gravity isn't really fundamental? Flinked me twice. Someone who can sit in judgement. What happens when Weed gets a lazy eye? 1. Who knew that calling someone a loser would be a good thing? His mom chased me up a tree. You're safe from pregnancy. Touch the fuzz. The best way to avoid a good swatting. Subsequent turds. Including the - 'boy scout camp with a bar.'. Never going to be Mayor of Owensville. Poop - is there anything it can't do? And as an added bonus: What important role will the Magic 8 Ball play in your life tomorrow? 2. 2. It’s the great hope of many…, I like to think that I've done my bit for babirusa promotion. Enjoy :), It's easy to get laughs - with nauseating comments. 2. Something about knees. Seen on a muffler. All the good ideas are leaking on your pillowcase. At home and in your underwear. Harry, Weed and Cliff. 3. The comfort of her own toilet. 2. We'll make fun of you for all eternity. 1. First rearing its ugly head back in the 1800s, meaning “extremely drunk” and derived from the word blot meaning “to soak up liquid” and “to obliterate or erase”. Well, that makes perfect sense. The Cleveland Experience. I'm fighting beavers off. Warnings of eternal damnation. And - we ponder the question - has Willie and Dolly ever smoked a joint together? 1. An endless stream of drunken hydration. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. I'm stuck in traffic with diarrhea. 1. Have you ever had lube in your ear? If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. We're gonna see which one of us get's it up first. Go home and rub some salve on it. Frequent enemas. 1. Things you can't ever say on the radio - volume 237. A belly ache and a smile. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Vince Vance and the Vigilantes. When something gross seeps in to your shoe. A professional hide and seeker. 3. Would you dress my mannequin? If a monkey is drunk, bitten by scorpion and then invaded by ghosts, anything can happen. 1. Wonders how he got that. A poop knife. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. Is there anything more traumatic than running out of toilet paper? 3. Short Dude Day. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. Someone got a colonoscopy in the men's room at Country 98.1 1. Yank his drawers to the sky! 2. Take me to Poo Poo Point. "Drunker than Cooter Brown" As legend has it, Cooter Brown was a man who did not see fit to take up with either side during the Civil War, and so remained so staggeringly drunk throughout the entire conflict that he avoided conscription. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Give it a listen :). Can you get me a date with your sister? 1. Can you pop a zit without touching it. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: A pissing contest. Bowling goes on. It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. 2. Synchronized sitting still. On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. You could get a splinter in your backside. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. 3. Give it a listen. 1. Throwing your cat across the room. 2. The sound on this video is very quiet, so you will have to turn up the volume to hear the narrator [3:13]. A dead politician in Romania. Go wet that thing down. Take what the defense gives us - Weed and Cliff Podcast, Today's fun on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes: A bunch of brow-beating. Turn stale and square at the same time. 3. The term "drunk as a skunk" is, as you guessed, simply a good example of our love of comparisons and rhyming, made especially popular by the fact that "skunk" happens to be one of the few words that rhymes with "drunk." 1. Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast - more than just algebra with two dummies. Somewhere between monkey and gerbil. Experience a way of life. Gravy-scented deodorant. It's like there's a fairy to deliver beer! Resting on the laurels of my tongue. finest remixes ever. 1. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Blunderbuss. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: His back is pretty hairy. 2. Loved her like a rock. Totally naked - crash helmet. In West Virginia there is no need to social distance yourself from your sister. DRUNKEN MONKEY Experience a concept inspired by EARTH. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Drunk Monkey animated GIFs to your conversations. Asteroid insurance. Making a toad pee. As for Henry that drunk monkey, who knows what happened to him? Grinch Jammies. Punishment from Madonna. A light stinker. 3. Why we ceremonially slammed the lid. Callers simply try to make it stop. Listen to how Weed got pranked for April Fools' Day. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: I've tried to keep the whittling a secret. 1. 3. 2. 2. What happens when you answer correctly, but you were supposed to give the wrong answer? Go jiggle the handle. Even that thing about putting your hand in the hole. It's always bad luck. The hangover you get from not drinking. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Cement and pigeon poop. It didn't to towards the prostate. 1. 3. This Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains: You know you want to hear it - so click! On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. 1. Drop a Roomba in your pants. Rear Flank Downdraft. Her hits will live on forever. The Flab-O-Meter. 1. A good moose-licking. Towel friction. Pee on the tire of a bus for good luck. Weed and Cliff Podcast - more entertaining than the real thing. Little kids, riding sheep. 3 The forgotten weapon. The poop could be the least of your worries. 2. Satisfied with my hemorrhoid treatment. 3. Listen and you'll have the knowledge about farts being recorded on the Richter Scale. 3. On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: What is the surface area of a cat? Kiss my grits - even if they're dragging on the ground. Avoiding any mention of Dolly Partons' bra. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Wandering up on the naked. Silent Night, Deadly Night (pull my finger). On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. A rather large amount of dog poop. Dolly Parton's Treasure Chest. Just kidding. Don't pee in my mashed potatoes. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: But we believe that “drunk as a skunk,” an American expression that originated in the 1920s, is merely rhyming slang and has no real connection with skunkdom. What would that actually sound like? Italians aren’t “wasted”… they are “drunk as a monkey” (Ubriaco come una scimmia).3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Eat 14 donuts. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Go get with Nick from Otwell. That sound you heard was me vacuuming. 2. The weirdest make-out place you'll ever be in. 1. We test your knowledge of coathangers. 2. You can also shop using Amazon Smile and though you pay nothing more we get a tiny something. 1. Like kissing your aunt - and she slips you the tongue. 3. 3. 1. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: These pictures won't reach the media -- Bush "drunk as a money" at the Olympics. Standing as a grown man, pulling. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Have fun making that mental image. Eyebrows. A bow on the wiener. Walter and I are having a texting affair. 3. 3. It's what happens when you're going down hill - and the brakes are out. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: (Always gonna be #2) See Uranus with the naked eye. Things seem a lot faster now than they did last week. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Uranus has taken quite the pounding. 1. I used to sing in the church choir. A small tattoo will look big on short arms. There's a peacock on the loose. (Cliff's favorite, for obvious reasons) 2. e Drunken Monkey Form or Drunken Monkey Pole Form of Kung Fu is a Chinese martial art and one of the variations of the Monkey Style. Make it a little bit bigger. 2. Thanks to Keith for making the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast special for today. Do you like the smell of fart. The Weed and Cliff Podcast for March 27th. 1. Did you ever wish you hadn't brought something up? On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. Jack London wrote a whole book on drinking -- 1913's "John Barleycorn: Mr. London's Graphic Story of Personal Experiences" -- in which he favored the word jingled for pleasantly buzzed. You could get Walter's name tattooed on your butt. 3. What do Cliff and Mozart have in common? We've upped our our safety standards - so up yours too. Did you know it's 'Potty Training Awareness Month?' Today's podcast - like a poop dumpster catching on fire. A big handful of poop. The quote I would use is this: I came into her room half an hour before the bridal dinner, and found her lying on her bed as lovely as the June night in her flowered dress—and as drunk as a monkey… The Weed and Cliff Podcast is now posted for 6/11. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: When I check my dipstick it smells good. They also got hangovers: “On the following morning they were very cross and dismal; they held their aching heads with both hands, and wore a most pitiable expression: when beer or wine was offered them, they turned away with … On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Today being February 15th, 2019. Cliff Brought Weed a Present From His Trip. Definition of drunk as a lord in the Idioms Dictionary. Your underwear has to be removed in pieces. 3. Pooped on the hood of her car. All our kickstands could be up. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Drunken Monkey Form or Drunken Monkey Pole Form of Kung Fu is a Chinese martial art and one of the variations of the Monkey Style.. A solid #2. 2. Less Armlength. 1. Musings on National Poetry Day. Which as it turns out isn't all that exciting. ", Weed and Cliff - Faster than a Hose Poop Rocket. There are places on your body where you don't want potato chip crumbs. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: How many Americans iron their underwear. Putting their hands on your knob. You smell it. There's a burning question answered on today's podcast: And that is: Angie has our balls covered. 3. Trophies for animals. Too much blood in my caffeine system. 1. A trip to the bowling alley. He had to call a press conference to tell everyone he farted. 0 0. Getting high off animal poop. Pick up a stick and beat my radio with it. 2. That's how the cornfield caught on fire. A whole page of bad words. By accident, you actually created good radio. 1. 1. 1. 3. 2. We make an exciting announcement about a celebrity who will be visiting our studio next week! This edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast also wonders why - we don't all just get drunk in the morning. 3. Let's go with the word - stuff instead. Hangover A bait diaper. The Phil McCracken Marching Bagpipe Band. I always try to steer away from poop. One picture actually shows a red scraping on his arm. 2. Too aggressive while kissing. I know several dum-dums. 1. 3. Hair on a bar of soap. 1. 2. Getting an ax to the crotch. A giant con by Billy Ray Cyrus. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Take the test today about all things - Canada! Here's today's topics: Because of my armpit. 3. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast - from a Turd Workd Country. Eating your underwear. 1. 3. a reduced methane burger. An extended cussing streak. Throat deep in Slim Whitman. You got yourself into this mess - you get yourself out. 1. Santa beat the crap out of you. 3. 3. Way too many things to list today, but here's a few: We learn it all. 2. You two need a moment alone? 1. 1. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: How to prepare the Drunken Monkey cocktail: For the Drunken Monkey recipe 2. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Robot Pollinators. F starts with failure. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Catching a wiener in the buns. 2. 1. They sell alcohol at Disneyland? Marry their sister. 3. Pooped to his heart's content. Where can you get 'fake urine'? On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Don't drink the water from Pee Pee Creek. That stuff tastes like Reindeer Pee. You gotta clamp and then rotate. Since I relocated my original blog, Living the Scientific Life, to Scienceblogs in early January 2006, it received more than 6 million visits and nearly 30,000 comments, it helped…, Unless you've been living under a rock, or you are the CEO of Seed Media Group (SMG), you are well aware that Bora Zivkovic left ScienceBlogs 24 hours ago. 1. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Monkeys could get drunk like men. 3. My right hand is still numb from last night. 1. Do angels eat? 1. 1. 3. The original concept of a "Trunk Monkey" was a small stuffed animal placed in the trunk of a vehicle which came alive and jumped from side to side to help distribute weight during "spirited driving maneuvers". 3. Change your name to Lazy Boy. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Watching dirt being made. The wisdom of building a snow park in Florida. Chernobyl happened this morning. 3. Plant your old farmers early. Turkey flavored Pringles. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. 3. Bacon cookies. And the thing that makes him most nervous. 1. My pole is too short for the box. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. If not sooner. Today's podcast has one repeating theme: Weed being weird about chickens. Other police cars showed up. Kicked her for the first time. 1. 2. 2. 3. 3. For the best answers, search on this site https://shorturl.im/aw36k. We said all this and we're proud of it - January 30th, All the words that came out of our mouths - January 29th, 2019. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: I came into her room half an hour before the bridal dinner, and found her lying on her bed as lovely as the June night in her flowered dress- and as drunk as a monkey. Scooting along in the grass like a dog. The term "drunk as a skunk" is, as you guessed, simply a good example of our love of comparisons and rhyming, made especially popular by the fact that "skunk" happens to be one of the few words that rhymes with "drunk." 3. 3. A herd of books. Leather bras with pointy cups. That nasty rash. Use a sharpie and put your initials on your balls. 3. Saint Nuggets. Chunky, but not very tasty. A headlight from an alien spacecraft. Isn't that enough? She removed an alligator from her pants. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Julio Iglesias. As for Henry that drunk monkey, who knows what happened to him? We're gonna have Weed continue to come up with contests - no matter how lame they might be. Weed and Cliff discuss the classic game played in PE Class - Dodgeball. 3. 1. Some harder than others. Deodorant is an essential service. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast has today: What's the most boring thing to watch on TV? On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: I'll take 2 cups. Go woof woof woof. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: The unnamed wife of Jerry Moore. 2. This is one of the dumbest damn things I've ever seen in my life. He just woke up and he's not 100 percent listening. 3. 'There's a bathroom on the right.' Put the donuts down and get back to work. My left nostril has issues. Getting more action. 3. 2. 3. A pair of Elvis Presley's underwear? 2. 1. Rick and Dick in the morning. The soothing music was…, tags: vervet monkey, Cercopithecus aethiops, sexual harassment, Nachu, Kenya, behavior, interspecies communication Weed gets it up about halfway. A fresh supply of sweat. The official Weed and Cliff podcast. A message from Satan. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Carrying around a bag of poop. Booze idea. Today's podcast - educational information! The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for today: On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Nobody listens to the little Leprechaun McCraken anyway. Birds in Science A guy who knows his tongue. On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Cliff’s ‘Throwdown’ pays tribute to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice. There's a new fat man in town. 1. What does Willie Nelson grow in his garden. 1. Please enjoy this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. Added to the pain. I think that the "June night" symbolizes Daisy's appearance and the "drunk monkey" symbolizes Daisy's inner-self. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast today hits with a vengeance. Here's what we owe you.... On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. 2. 3. 1. Why my pants felt funny. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. Just licking it. Proving you're an alien. 2. 2. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Does a bear actually do that in the woods? Jerking and jerking. A lot of people are afraid of a hard one. The cockroach milker. 3. 1. 3. Drink the runaway booze. The Weed and Cliff Podcast - full of Freedom Gas. Backwash your bottle. Rhinestone-studded jockstraps. 1. 1. Carl Hiaasen's "Double Whammy" includes the phrase dog-sucking drunk. 3. 45 pounds of poop per chicken, per year. That, and other burning questions answered on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast. That saying your favorite teacher had. She has people tickle you. It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for Monday, May 13th. Like Driving a Porsche - the Weed and Cliff Podcast. It gets hard when you get to 2nd base. Little boy language. 2. 2. Standing there, looking like a dumbass. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Don't jinx Jimmy Carter. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: This one should be labeled, "How many secret Servicemen does it take to help a President stand up?" If you wanna smell like a lady, you're not the man I thought you were. A bad vodka day. 3. 2. The rubber gloves are not helping. (Could be the name of a good country song.) On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: After brain-storming and a few more beers, I had a plan of action. The future is now. Disappearing lids. Step away from the security vehicle with the dog in it. 1. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: It means that Nick sees in Gatsby someone who likes him in the way he, Nick, wants to be liked--in other words, it suggests total comfort. The next time you injure yourself. Misinterpreted the actions of the ladies. Mom fixed it with Grey Poupon. 3. A pepperoni shortage. Standing anywhere holding a banana. 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