It's A Dog's World

Humans are the weirdest creatures—smart but crazy, don’t you think?

They’re clever enough to figure out how to cover themselves up since they don’t have fur, but sometimes they’ll not wear those coverings. Makes no sense! And what about standing on two legs? They’ve never figured out how to run or walk on all fours, which seems way easier if you ask me. Balancing like that always looks exhausting.

Still, I’ve got to admit—humans are adorable. They’re warm and cuddly, perfect for curling up next to. And the best part? When you do, they’ll pet you! It’s the best trade-off ever: I snuggle, they scratch behind my ears. Total win-win.

Humans are also easy to charm. Just sit there, tilt your head, and give them those big, sad eyes—maybe throw in a little tail wag and some tongue action. Works like a charm when they’re eating. They’ll share almost every time. Sure, it takes a bit of patience to train them, but once you’ve got them figured out, it’s smooth sailing.

But wow, do they do some weird stuff. Like they’ll sit for hours staring at this noisy, flashing box, sometimes they laugh, sometimes they yell at it, and sometimes they’ll jump up and down like maniacs. One time, my human spilled a can of liquid while jumping. Naturally, I ran over to investigate. It smelled weird but kind of tasty, so I licked it up. That was a big mistake as I couldn’t walk straight afterwards. I kept bumping into things while trying to get back to my pad. But then I slept for what seemed like forever.

One of the craziest things they do is to take command of what seems like a giant animal that walks on all fours. And it sort of devours us. But I love it. —oh, what a thrill! The speed, the wind rushing past, the fabulous smells. I stick my head out of its body and suck in the beautiful fresh air in my face. I feel alive in a way only a dog can know.

Of course, not everything humans do is fun. Sometimes, they take me to this scary guy in white who pokes me with sharp things. It hurts, but he always has this weird smile, so I guess he means well. I endure, knowing it’s for my well-being.

But you know what? Life with them is never boring. They’re our caretakers, our friends, and honestly, the best source of entertainment. Sure, they’re a little nuts, but that just makes things interesting. With my family, I’m safe and loved. It’s my warm, cuddly spot, and I wouldn’t trade them for anything.